I’m too lazy to explain myself, so go to this link and read her description of it.  But ignore all of the credentials and fancy schooling.  I don’t have none of that.  What I do have, however, is pure CHUTZPA and the talent of five thousand cheetahs.

In summary, I’m doing an advertisement every day to flex my giant muscles and display my innate genius.  All of my ads will be examples of this genius.

Example #1–Kindle advertisement

This is the Kindle.  You can read books on it or something.

This is my advertisement for it.  I think I have highlighted all of the good qualities–the compactness, the ease of use, the convenience, how cool you’ll look when you use it, and its awesome effect on the human psyche.

Yup.  I’m gonna go buy one right now.